Surprise surprise I have started a quest to get in shape AGAIN. Despite the fact the love of my life adores the way I look – isn’t that what all women say when they start to commit to loosing years of fat, “my husband loves me for who I am” or my favorite line “Im doing this for me, and a healthy lifestyle” lets be honest here no one goes on a diet or starts a workout routine for those reasons, we do it because we want to look smoking hot if the need ever arises for us to strip down to our panties in a public place – believe me it happens – I wont sugar coat this and lay claim to a better lifestyle for the right reasons it just so happens that in order for me to look smoking hot in my panties I need to exercise and stop eating the buffet of crap I normally do, which in turn will make me healthier right? So now how do I stop dreaming of lemon cupcakes and dancing French fries? When do those fun little endorphins kick in and tell me all the work and strict eating isn’t so bad? I guess the way I carry myself has always been a plus for me (no pun intended) I have never found plus size women unattractive AS LONG AS THEY DO IT RIGHT. Accessories, wardrobe and attitude make all the difference! I have felt my sexiest at 200+ pounds in the right outfit! But my excuses for not being successful with a lifelong battle with weight are dwindling. My office is above a state of the art gym, I don’t have ‘babies’ that need me at night, I have a career that I basically decide my schedule-and my husband is a certified trainer! So here we go. Im starting with 12 weeks of 60 minute cardio six days a week – and 1200 calories a day, yeah I know, close your mouth its not fun. Followed up with 8 weeks of cardio AND weight training. So 20 weeks from now you better be able to bounce a quarter off my ass that will projectile at the speed of light, or you are going to see one angry woman! The turning point I guess is when I went tanning about a month ago and once I finished stood up and looked in the mirror only to see my sides were still pale – oh that’s because they hung off the side of the tanning bed- ok ok maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration but close. Anthony and I have so much time where its just the two of us at the house now that we have started a new hobby “NUDITY” I love it! I love not wearing clothes and doing housework, or cooking, or watching tv – it is so liberating, the only thing I would love more is seeing my pubic bone – mock if you will but did you even know we have a bone there (skinny bitches don’t say a word) I just want to look down and see the contours of where my lower abdomen blends into hips and thighs, and not have a large shaded area where my belly hangs over the top of my panties! Shocking how I depict myself I know, I just think I confuse people often times with my self ridicule, you would think I am miserable but truthfully I’m not – if I was told I will never be thinner, never have a smooth hard abdomen I don’t think I would be too broke up about it. HOWEVER, living in a small town with limited access to shopping and being a stylish “bigger” woman proves near impossible. The misconception I believe starts with clothing designers assuming if its over a size 10 the wearer of said garment doesn’t want a lot of skin showing – FALSE – maybe not one of my most tasteful declarations but there it is! I have a man that loves my skin, my curves and my femininity so why on earth would I attempt to hide it from him? So another reason behind my new ‘smoking hot in panties’ persona is shopping. I love clothes I mean love love love clothes. Its like heroin for my soul. Without the crazy withdrawals and bad stigma of being the strung out junkie…..well you know what I mean. It is in my very heart to design clothes for bigger women, not the moo-moo sector of bigger women, they are miserable in their own skin and wouldn’t know what to do with a pencil skirt and low cut blouse. I would create clothes for strong confident take over the world in 3” heels woman. Business attire, lingerie, swim wear shoes – I mean the possibilities are endless and lets face it size 12+ is the average woman ( but don’t tell my best friend that who is rocking a chiseled size 6 body – she would be devastated ) if every plus size woman realized for every thin, gorgeous in tight jeans woman out there, there are 5 plus sized beauties elbowing their way into the spotlight, and guess what nine times out of ten when they get there they realize the spotlight is lame and fictitious its really just the glare off some self absorbed jackass’ belt buckle who has no self worth and realizes he couldn’t handle a strong woman in the first place, ouch that sounded bitter, but true. I thank my stars every day that I never had to raise a daughter with my shape (my baby girl is one of the skinny lovelies ) I mean young women are basically brainwashed into believing death is better than to be ‘bigger’.
I tell my Anthony once we have made our millions Im going to throw myself into fashion, no matter my pant size, because remember this whole post started with my quest to get a tight ass. Which I think needs to be explained - tight isn’t always little (Jenifer Lopez, Beyonce Knowles, Kim Kardashian) curves define the female ora how can we defy nature and get rid of the few gifts only we possess! Tightening them up is another story entirely, one that I will definitely keep you posted on.
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